Oh Onion...

Onion Editorial

But David you only know a little java, you're not a java programmer...
True, but I did once dream about java because my two roommates, another good friend, and my ex-girlfriend picked my room for where they were going to stay up all night to finish 6.170. Their finishing touch was adding a lightening effect to the pinball like game they made. I dreamed of a pinball game with lightening flashing across the screen and the next morning I really thought I had seen the game. That affect did win them an award so I guess I can't be too mad about them disrupting my sleep.

So...yeah... I can laugh at java programer jokes I guess was the point of that little story.