On It's Side Overturned Vehicle Semi All Lanes Blocked

101 South at Johnson Dr Traffic Collision - No Injuries 7:56 AM
Thomas Guide Map Coordinates: Page 492, Grid 7F
On It;s Side 7:56 AM
Overturned Vehicle 7:56 AM
Semi 7:56 AM
Per Citz-All Lanes Blocked 7:58 AM
Message/Item Delivered CO Fire 7:58 AM
Did not Overturned on a Vehicle 8:03 AM
Message/Item Delivered Mccartys--Access Johnson-Message/Item Delivered Mccartys 8:03 AM
Message/Item Delivered Caltrans 8:03 AM
Message/Item Delivered Code 20 8:04 AM
Long Term Closure--Advise L1 and Issue Code 20 8:04 AM
Message/Item Delivered Entac 0 Fcr Musser 8:06 AM
Message/Item Delivered Caltrans-Take Vehicles off at Vic 8:06 AM
Have Caltrans Take Vehicles off at Victoria 8:06 AM
Sgt V Will Advise Lt 8:06 AM
S6 Advise Accident (Property Damage) But Continue Fire Department--Message/Item Delivered 8:08 AM
Will Have Tow Truck Required Go Up Wrong Way--Message/Item Delivered Mccartys 8:08 AM
Also Message/Item Delivered Sgt V Regarding Code 20 for Ofc Reid 8:09 AM
Message/Item Delivered Vpd, Reference Traffic Exiting at Victoria 8:11 AM
Vpd Sending Units for Traffic Control to Victoria 8:13 AM
Caltrans En Route ; Will Get Hard Closure ASAP 8:14 AM
Message/Item Delivered Admn Ofc 8:15 AM
Message/Item Delivered Oxpd 8:15 AM
Message/Item Delivered Caltrans for Absorbent-Per Caltrans Sign Board at Calif Activated 8:17 AM
S6--Roll Caltrans with Absorbant--Sm Desil Spill Contained on Right Shoulder 8:17 AM
Per Sgt V--Message/Item Delivered L1 and Message Left for 31-C 8:17 AM
Where is Driver of Merz Going to Be, His Daughter is on the Phone and Would Like to Responding 0nd from Sba to Get Him? 8:18 AM
***-Vehicle Turning Wrong Way on Vic On Ramp to South 101 *** 8:20 AM
3 a--M Benz Sl500 8:21 AM
2 Trls Loaded with Cardboard Boxes-Need Caltrans for Cleanup and Supervisor--Message/Item Delivered Caltrans 8:22 AM
Cars Going Both Directions on the Onramp at South Victoria 8:25 AM
ETA from Mccartys--on Hold 8:28 AM
Mccartys Will Recall 8:30 AM
P 8:31 AM
Mccartys is There Near Victoria Trying to Get Thru-Can They Get Escort 8:33 AM
Lt Advise Notify Chief 8:36 AM
S6--ETA for Caltrans--Caltrans 97--Supervisor is Stuck in Trf 8:53 AM
Per Citz-Vehicle Are Still Getting on Freeway-South 101 at Telephone 9:00 AM
S6--Opened 1 Lane-Only Clearing Trf off Freeway No Opening of Freeway 9:05 AM
Per Carlsons-Driver of Mbz Will Call His Daughter 9:09 AM
Recieving Complaints, of Traffic Backed Up now East 126 9:28 AM
Vic to Johnson--No 24 Pass Bus 9:39 AM
Per S6 Possible Esitmation for Opening-20 Minutes 10:44 AM
Message/Item Delivered Vpd 11:34 AM
Rdway Open--Also Advise Vpd 11:34 AM
Info-Chief Lund-Rcvd Info and Relayed Info-Reference Line 41 11:41 AM
Message/Item Delivered Vso 11:41 AM
Message/Item Delivered Oxpd/ref Opening 11:41 AM
Message/Item Delivered Code20 11:43 AM
Mccartys Request Unit for Trf Control at Scene 12:28 PM
Want Unit at John Will Be Bringing in Another Trailer and Need Help Removing Stuff 12:31 PM
CHP Unit Enroute


What does all that mean?
It means I got to take a 2 hour driving tour through Ventura and Oxnard this morning.
GARRR!