The David Driving Challenge

Do you dare take the David Driving Challenge?

Rules:
Pick an 11 month period of time. Drive a stupid number of miles.

How to win:
Drive more than 27,000 miles (approximately 2,000 miles greater than the Earth's circumference) in those 11 months.

Bonus points:
During this time use approximately 1,125 gallons of gasoline (approximately 22 barrels of oil).

Double bonus points:
Do it all because of a girlfriend who becomes an ex during those 11 months.

Prize:
You just made a major contribution to destroying the environment - you don't get a prize! (Well, unless you count driving along the coast in your convertible.)


Round Two:
Live within 5 miles of work for the next several years to average out all the damage you have done.